h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

ohshititsegg:

marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day

spoopyshivers:

spoopyshivers:

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

sub-maureen:

people who think you can’t be sexist towards men

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people who think you can’t be racist to white people

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people who think you can’t be bigoted towards Christians

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people who think you can’t be heterophobic 

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tumblr bigots who think they’re promoting equality, but are actually just adding to it on different forms of people

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missvelmakelly:

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

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juicylouture:

in 3rd grade i invited my teacher to my birthday party and she never came

knight-of-kingdomhearts:

tattooyourcat:

witchywomanx:

excusedfromthis:

The Devil’s Pet by Thorunn Arnadottir

"Sweet little kittens are transformed in a fire. Crawling from the ashes come forth grinning metallic devils with sharp claws and fire blazing in their eyes."

Metal

As

Fuck

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